"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
This game was not made by Sierra. This game was meant to be fun. Removing the constant dying from adventure genre was genius. You can't die in this game, and you won't need to. You will get stuck anyway in the puzzles you're presented.
I remember having a notebook of all the insults and answers where I would mark which ones I got and which ones I still needed. Meeting the Swordmaster of Melée was still a challenge for a non English speaking 10 yo. boy.
I don't know how many times I played this game through, but I always discover something new, something funny that I didn't realize before. That is why I give this game highest score.
Make sure you checkout the HD version that was released just about a year ago. It makes replay so rewarding.